If we could shrink the Net's population to a village of precisely 100 people, with all existing ratios being the same, there would be:

     84 who have recently asked their ISP to "put the Internet on their computer"
     13 who got mad at their ISP for not telling them that they
        needed to have a computer to use the Net
      6 who still SHOUT ALL THE DAMNED TIME
     66 who are goofing off from work
     12 who are no longer working because they spent all their time on the Net
     20 people would posess 73% of the Net's spam, and all 20 would be on AOL
      2 who create 95% of the Net's spam
     13 who are busily writing mail to decry 'those filthy perverts
        on alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.moose.chicken-wire'
     22 who are busily writing mail to decry 'those filthy perverts
        on comp.os.windows.advocacy'
     53 who are trying to bring down their server by downloading
        500MB of pornographic images
     85 who are trying to bring down everyone else's server by
        forwarding the same cookie recipe to everyone they know
      7 who have just learned UNIX and are learning how to bring
        down the server by writing self-destructing shell scripts
  and 1 lone sysadmin trying to hold the Net together with a roll
        of duct tape and a stack of chicken wire.